berlin-experience

:) From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (40 days old)

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Day 1 From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (59 days old)

Ok! I to get out of this current mindset of, "oh woe is me". Need to get some energy (or perhaps a kick up the arse for motivation). So, if I can make my body feel energetic perhaps the brain … more

I Love You! From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (74 days old)

The one thing everyone, Without Exception, Will learn from life, Is that people lie! And the most common lie? I Love You! … more

fat ugly big obese unatractive From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (74 days old)

What is it with these depressing blogs?? Do they arrive in groups? cluster in the dark together? "fat ugly big obese unatractive me the food is only fat the calories just add and add … more

Like.. ur.. Yeppp!!! watse.. WHAT-EVVV...ER! From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (74 days old)

Been really fed up and down last couple of weeks, then when reading my friends blogs as usual (I must learn to leave comments if only a smiley... sorry).. I mistyped and came upon this.. "Like we o… more

Spain From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (96 days old)

There are alternatives to Ryan Air, if I can fly from London (no way!) OR fly from Southampton to Alicante... If I was hiring a car that would be OK but, the villa is 2 mins from Murcia, so Bournemout… more

Spain From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (97 days old)

Spain was great... back to reality and the mundane already! This was the first time I flew with Ryan Air... OMG! What a cattle train. I paid for priority seating, which actually meant I was standi… more

Just in case somebody notices... From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (116 days old)

Just in case somebody asks... going to Spain for 10 days so will not be here for that time... last time I went away 3 friends took their leave of me, (Millie, Soy and China)... sigh, hope I don't lose… more

Life according to Google (an idea form La Spice). From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (125 days old)

A meme stolen from goodness knows where and La Spice. Type the following prompts into Google search and choose from the first description found. 1. Type in “[your first name] needs” 2. Type in “[yo… more

stereotypical view about men? From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (137 days old)

Where ever I have worked, the mix has always been predominantly female. After all these years I have got used to this, the type of conversations and dare I say it a small insight into how women think… more

The "Old Hag" Syndrome? From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (137 days old)

Have you ever heard of The "Old Hag" Syndrome? I hadn’t until the other day when I was idly browsing… nothing in particular. It is a real syndrome, apparently you wake up unable to move, barely able … more

The Man in white From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (148 days old)

We have an entertainment committee where I work. As far as I can tell, they have meetings all day to discuss the benefits of some event or other, consult with team managers to explain the benefit… more

Another Z-list celebrity releasing a book? From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (157 days old)

Oh no! Not another Z-list celebrity releasing a book to boost their profile. The usual tacky ploy up there with the reality TV shows contestant/glamour model/footballer/footballer's wife at ‘me… more

Tired... From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (162 days old)

Been at work all week and on 3 of those days I clocked up 12hrs for each, so the weekend would have been a much longed for respite. Oh! Bugger! My weekend to work (10 - 9 but usually end up … more

She deserved to be severely punished From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (168 days old)

She told me I needed to sit down because she had some disturbing news to tell me. I looked at her, and was unsure on how to react. Was this I’ve bought a pair of expensive shoes’ news or the ‘sorry de… more

Wankers Warning From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (169 days old)

As an adolescent authority figures always warned of the dangers of masturbating. In religious education we were told it was immoral, thinking about sex was tantamount to the actual deed, (if masturba… more

A disease of importance? From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (171 days old)

There is a disease that is of such importance, so devastating that it demands our attention. Ok… I know this is relatively ‘old news’ but a comment about this is still, I feel, relevant. It caused T… more

don’t you think you are wasting your time in blogging? From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (171 days old)

We spent hours and hours on the keyboard, posting nonsense on our blogs. Ok, Ok, mostly. But don't you think it's all a massive waste of time? Does blogging solve even one little problem facing us? … more

I want to be a tree From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (181 days old)

I'm looking out my window, and what do I see? A world full of people, all looking at me. Most of them have headaches, but it's no place to be As only a few are happy, so why can't you see … more

What happened to common courtesy? From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (185 days old)

So, I am already at work when Scot turns up. Scot: Where is everybody? Me: Have you ever noticed that no one says hello anymore? Scot: No seriously, where is everybody? Me: What happened to comm… more

Birthday II From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (197 days old)

OK! Over my little ‘paddy’ regarding the birthday… I actually had a really good time. No grand party or celebration, just my family. My daughters came over (with their boyfriends); their present f… more

Bloody Birthdays. From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (198 days old)

OMG I am going to become an older man tomorrow. Is it any wonder why instead of celebrating this momentous event I want to disappear for the day, only to emerge when the fuss has died down and everyb… more

Happy Cinco de Mayo! From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (198 days old)

Dont you just love how we celebrate EVERY Holiday?  We are all suddenly Irish on  St Patrick's day, put on a million shamrocks wearing 'Kiss Me I'm Irish' T Shirts and drink ourselves silly. St David… more

3 little words From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (250 days old)

All the news before Christmas was about the Israel attack and the kassam rockets. Has it all been resolved then? The news is very quiet about it all. Talking about this and the Israel election … more

Another Day From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (264 days old)

Just finished another long, long day and 2 more to go before the weekend. My new job consists of a 12hr day, working shifts. Trouble with that is that I can never remember what day it is. Today i… more

Cut off from Cyberspace. From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (274 days old)

My computer gave up it's last breath a couple of months ago. This corresponded with work taking away private internet access. My cyber world was cut off from me and I from it. Not being able to a… more

Penis wants a raise From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (367 days old)

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labour. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do.… more

Who would have thunk it? From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (391 days old)

Well who would have thunk it?   If anyone had told me last year that Hull would be joint second in the Premiership ahead of Arsenal and Man U! I would have phoned for the guys… more

Another one From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (403 days old)

Today our team was 9! Yes, another one was asked to leave yesterday. We did not realise that he was asked to stay back after work. Peter saw him in the car park after work, he said he looked as tho… more

No Reference From kaimi0achava in Dark Thoughts (404 days old)

In the 5th week of training for the new job. 2 weeks to go. 11 Of us started and today, half an hour before end of working day, one of us was escorted from the building because his references were n… more